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My straw hat字体[ ] 颜色[ 绿 ]
分类:影视娱乐  创建于:2017-06-12 被查看:1768次 [收藏:日记|作者] [评论]
I here love my straw hat. But one day noon, I was standing on parliament hill, The wind was blowing so dang strong, it blew right off my head! I started chasing after it, through the cat pen house on the hill, through the forests sloped the hill to the Ottawa river, till it landed in the river. I jumped in after it, forgetting I didn't know how to swim. 

I climbed on Alexander Bridge and started watching my straw hat, which was floating on it to east direction, soon after it was disappearing from my eye sights. I was overlooking the river under the bridge and realized what it means “water under the bridge.” 

Yeah, my memory is like water under the bridge too. 😍

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Johnathant
58岁,其它地区
评论于:2017-06-16 18:03:56  [评论]

这是一旅客住一宿旅馆的收据。 老板娘的收据单上含睡二字。或许含税错写成含睡, 或许暗示含睡服務。印刷单怎么会写错呢。旅客写道“其实也不用”。很幽默但可惜了。朋友,你认为呢?
 
Johnathant
58岁,其它地区
评论于:2017-06-15 04:16:17  [评论]

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你转,我转,他转,人人都转!

 
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